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Photograph of a kumquat holed up in a big apple.

Dirty NYC Kumquat

Photograph of a kumquat inside a messy dome.

Dirty Messy Domed Kumquat

This is not a kumquat. It is a photograph of an orange grape tomato.

Orange Grape Tomato

Photograph of a group of kumquats lost in a bunch of beets.

Beet Kumquattery

Photograph of a kumquat binding together three Tootsie roll pops by their sticks, which aren't visible.

Dirty Popped Kumquat

This is not a kumquat. It is a photograph of a miniature milk chocolate egg with an orange candy shell.

Orange Chocolate Egg

Photograph of Dirty Armored Kumquats Trojan chocolate bunnying their way into a candy raid.

Easter Kumquattery

Photograph of a kumquat with a butt in its mouth.

Dirty Butt Kumquat

Dirty Kumquats are a 1 of 1 collection of unwashed genderless fruit. Each one is unique, posed for a photo, then discarded after being used. 

Each piece is made by posing and photographing a real kumquat. No kumquats are recycled. We don't do sloppy seconds. 

All Dirty Kumquats come with a 12" X 12" HD aluminum metal print, which will be shipped out within 2 weeks of purchase and me receiving shipping info (Does not apply to resales). 

Airdropped Collections:

Dirty Kumquattery: https://opensea.io/collection/dirtykumquattery

not a quat: https://opensea.io/collection/notaquat

Created by Mxlpct https://opensea.io/Mxlpct

Dirty Kumquats

This is obviously not a kumquat. This is a photograph of a Brussels sprout. Kumquats are orange. Brussels sprouts are green. Eat your vegetables.

M!X (Mxlpct)

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