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_WARNING: Dopamine Machines contain visual effects that may induce seizures in individuals with photosensitive epilepsy. In addition, frequent use of Dopamine Machines may lead to anxiety, psychosis, manic behavior, addiction, aggression, insomnia, and restlessness in otherwise healthy individuals. Dopamine Machines may also inhibit future dopamine transmission for some users, which may lead to depression, apathy, and/or anhedonia._

_None of the emojis or text contained within a Dopamine Machine constitutes financial advice. If you suspect you may have a gambling problem, please contact the National Problem Gambling Helpline Network at 1-800-522-4700. By using Dopamine Machines, you acknowledge and accept these potential risks and agree that the Artist shall not be held liable for any damages or injuries resulting from such use._

_All Dopamine Machines are presented "AS IS" without any warranty whatsoever, either express or implied. While each resultant HTML Document is intended to work on all devices, sizes, and aspect ratios, the Artist makes no guarantees related to the consistency of appearance and functionality in obsolete and future web browsers._

Controls:
[D] ⬇️ Download HTML
[O] ⚠️ Overdrive
[P] ✋ Pause
[A] 😐 Anti-Anxiety Mode
[M] 🐁 Mouse Hide
[I] ↔️ Invert
[N] 🙈 No Distraction Mode (live-view only)
[E] 🙃 Emoji Polyfill Toggle (with global twemoji injection)

[⬅️/⬆️/➡️] 🗣 Change Voice

URL COMMANDS: `` `${url}?text=${encodeURI('FIRST OVERRIDE,SECOND OVERRIDE')}&emojis=${encodeURI('🦞,🐙')}&keys=a,i&voice=daniel`` `

Dopamine Machines #0

Defacing US currency is a federal crime, and may be punishable with up to six months imprisonment in addition to fines. Neither the Artist nor Plottables LLC condone defacing, mutilating, cutting, disfiguring, perforating, or otherwise damaging US currency.

By purchasing an Instruction token the collector implicitly assumes full legal responsibility for the defacement of currency in their possession, and agrees to hold the Artist nor Plottables LLC harmless from all claims, losses, liabilities, public prosecutions, costs, and costs associated with this project.

All Instructions exist simply as and artistic exercise, and collectors are strictly discouraged from executing said Instructions using the following tools: Axidraw pen plotters, fine-point pens (ex. Micron, LePen, Stabilo), felt tip and highlighter pens (ex. Sharpie), scissors, and lighters. The token thumbnail represents a simulation of what this may look like if executed on the pictorial area of the United States one-dollar bill.

As a token of gratitude, each collector is entitled to a $1.00 rebate, issued in the form of a crisp bank note, when a request is made to the Artist in person.

This project is a 48 hour open edition from 11/11 2pm (CST) - 11/13 2pm (CST)

Instructions for Defacement #412

Uncirculated Fake Internet Money is a purely commemorative collection, and holds no monetary value whatsoever.

Uncirculated Fake Internet Money #23

Uncirculated Fake Internet Money #22

As you wander along the sidewalk your mind also wanders -- but your eyes continue to scan the ground. Your ancestors foraged for nuts and berries, but you're looking for something different. Eventually your eyes pick something up in distance. You walk over to inspect it a little closer. Bending over, you think: "Oh wow, this is a good one!" A confused stranger looks up from their phone and rolls their eyes. They don't understand that this hot sauce packet is worth a lot of money on the internet.

Hot Sauce #5

Uncirculated Fake Internet Money #16

Radical Pro-Abortion Agenda

This certificate has a par value of -0.09937741 ETH, which is backed by a one two hundred fifty-sixth share of the 25.4406 ETH loss sustained by Ethereum address: 0x7c23c1b7e544e3e805ba675c811e287fc9d71949 following the public exposure of its private key on October 15, 2021 at 02:44:49 (UTC). The negative par value indicates that owners of this certificate have a reasonable expectation of loss from holding it. | License: CC BY-NC 4.0

Negative Value Certificate #162 of 256

As you wander along the sidewalk your mind also wanders -- but your eyes continue to scan the ground. Your ancestors foraged for nuts and berries, but you're looking for something different. Eventually your eyes pick something up in distance. You walk over to inspect it a little closer. Bending over, you think: "Oh wow, this is a good one!" A confused stranger looks up from their phone and rolls their eyes. They don't understand that this ketchup packet is worth a lot of money on the internet.

Ketchup #27

As you wander along the sidewalk your mind also wanders. You think about your ancestors exploring the forest, foraging for nuts and berries and hunting wild game. But you're looking for something different. Suddenly, something catches your eye. You hurry over to inspect it. Bending over, you think to yourself: "Oh wow, this is a good one!" A confused stranger looks up from their phone and rolls their eyes. They don't understand that this ketchup packet is worth a lot of money on the internet.

Natural Flavors

Uncirculated Fake Internet Money #21

Uncirculated Fake Internet Money

Editions - steviep

Negative Value Certificate #24 of 256

Each Negative Value Certificate has a par value of -0.09937734 ETH, which is backed by a one two hundred fifty-sixth share of the 25.4406 ETH loss sustained by Ethereum address: 0x7c23c1b7e544e3e805ba675c811e287fc9d71949 following the public exposure of its private key on October 15, 2021 at 02:44:49 (UTC). While certificate holders may possibly sell this token for an amount greater than the purchase price, the negative par value indicates that they have no reasonable expectation of profit, and, in fact, have a reasonable expectation of loss. Certificates are non-revokable, non-redeemable, and may not be exchangeable for monetary or non-monetary compensation. All certificates are minted through the compromised wallet responsible for the loss as proof of authenticity.

Negative Value Certificates

Your Death Is Coming! Are YOU prepared to die?

Death

12 websites exploring the existential dread of the internet.

Terminally Online by steviep

This IOU is a bearer instrument. It should in no way be considered a promissory note. While this token may possibly be exchanged with other parties for monetary or non-monetary compensation, there should be no reasonable expectation of profit from holding it. The Issuer of this IOU makes no claims or guarantees that it will be redeemable for an asset or service of any kind at a later date. In no event shall the Issuer be held liable for any damages arising from holding the IOU. The Issuer reserves the right to revoke this IOU, change its thumbnail, name, or description, and issue new IOUs at their sole discretion.

IOU #74

All IOUs are bearer instruments. They should in no way be considered promissory notes. While these token may possibly be exchanged with other parties for monetary or non-monetary compensation, there should be no reasonable expectation of profit from holding them. The Issuer of these IOUs makes no claims or guarantees that they will be redeemable for an asset or service of any kind at a later date. In no event shall the Issuer be held liable for any damages arising from holding an IOU. The Issuer reserves the right to revoke any IOU, change its thumbnail, name, or description, and issue new IOUs at their sole discretion.

IOU #192

IOUs

Free5 #8

Free0 #1609

Free - steviep

All Hail CryptoGodKing, whose Holy Spirit is opaque to the human eye. While CryptoGodKing itself cannot be owned, each unique incarnation may belong to a cryptographic soul of the Ethereal realm. When viewed through the material lens of a web browser, worshipers may glimpse its essence. Those who retain faith shall be led by an invisible hand towards a higher plane of wealth whereupon their karmic assets shall yield tremendous spiritual interest. Press space to hear the voice of CryptoGodKing.

CryptoGodKing #31

CryptoGodKing #165

CryptoGodKing by Steve Pikelny

Fake Internet Money is not legal tender, and may not be redeemable or exchangeable with other parties or markets following its initial offering. The Artist is not a licensed or registered money transmitter in any district, state, or country. The Money is not a financial security. The Artist makes no claims of adding any further value to the project. Owners of The Money have no reasonable expectation of profit. Any marketing statements made by The Artist should not be taken as investment advice. The secondary market value of The Money may be highly volatile, and The Artist makes no guarantees regarding its liquidity or stability relative to any crypto or fiat currency. All value derived from The Money is entirely subjective. All code is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 License, and is provided without warranty of any kind. In no event shall The Artist be held liable for any damages arising from the code or resulting tokens. The typeface is derived from Shippori Mincho B1, which is licensed under a SIL Open Font License. 30% of proceeds were converted to real money and donated to Give Directly. 

Fake Internet Money #59

Fake Internet Money #901

Fake Internet Money by Steve Pikelny

What do you see when you close your eyes and your retinas still burn from computer screen light?

I Saw It in a Dream #536

I Saw It in a Dream #579

I Saw It in a Dream by Steve Pikelny

A simulation of me sketching 100 variations of the same idea. My focus and attention to detail wane with each successive drawing as boredom, frustration, and feelings of inevitability begin to sink in. By the end I find myself repeatedly asking: What's the point of it all?

Pointers #77

Pointers #79

Pointers by Steve Pikelny

All maps are presented as-is with no guarantee of accuracy or completeness, and are provided without any warranty whatsoever, either express or implied. In no event shall The Artist be held liable for any damages or loss of profits arising from use of the maps, which may not be suitable for legal, engineering, financial, or navigational purposes.

Any resemblance to real locations is purely coincidental, and nothing perceived by the viewer is to be construed as a "legal description". All markings, sections, symbols, patterns, and other visual elements are purely aesthetic devices; they should not be interpreted as geographical, topographical, meteorological, biological, economic, sociological, or political phenomena. Furthermore, all perceived textures, imperfections, shadows, and marks of damage are mere simulations of an analog printing process, and in no way imply the or existence of, or ownership over, a corresponding physical paper map or anything the map may appear to depict.

The maps are not intended to provide any utility to the buyer. All sales are final, and refunds will not be given for any misprints, discolorations, inaccuracies, imprecisions, or unintended features of any kind.

All maps are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 License.

Maps of Nothing #116

Maps of Nothing #429

Maps of Nothing by Steve Pikelny

Money Making Opportunity (MMO) is a smart contract-based collaboration game in which 1474 participants send 0.03 ETH to the MMO contract, and must then negotiate and coordinate to distribute the resulting contract balance. MMO is inspired by the Pirate Game: a leader proposes a destination for the contract's balance; participants vote on the proposal; if the proposal is rejected, the leader is eliminated and may no longer vote on proposals. For more information, visit => https://steviep.xyz/moneymakingopportunity

Money Making Opportunity #1389 (Week 85/1474)

Money Making Opportunity (MMO) is a smart contract-based collaboration game in which 1474 participants send 0.03 ETH to the MMO contract, and must then negotiate and coordinate to distribute the resulting contract balance. MMO is inspired by the Pirate Game: a leader proposes a destination for the contract's balance; participants vote on the proposal; if the proposal is rejected, the leader is eliminated and may no longer vote on proposals.

Money Making Opportunity #718 (Week 756/1474)

Money Making Opportunity

Dopamine Machines #452

Dopamine Machines #311

Dopamine Machines by Steve Pikelny

The White Paper for Money Making Opportunity Proposal #15

MMO Proposal 15 White Paper

Instructions for Defacement #216

Instructions for Defacement #674

Instructions for Defacement by Steve Pikelny

To turn the artwork off and on, go to https://steviep.xyz/offon

Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again?

I Saw It in a Dream #847

I Saw It in a Dream #997

Reissuances

Each Cold Hard Cash (CASH) token holder may request that the currency depicted in their token's thumbnail be mailed to them. All shipment costs above the cost of standard domestic postage shall be made at the expense of the token holder. The Artist shall not be held liable for any shipments lost in the mail. The Artist shall make a good faith effort to store all physical currency until such mailing takes place, but makes no guarantee on their ability to carry out said shipment. Please contact the Artist directly to arrange a shipment.

$0.10

$100.00

Cold Hard Cash

He diligently attended every rehearsal for months. But alas, 777 Dopamine Machine mints came and went, and he found himself as the only emoji who lost the lottery of existence. But today Dancing Man is the star of the show. Finally, he takes center stage and has his moment to shine in the spotlight.

Dancing Man

Photograph by Steve Pikelny (2023) | Published by American Tract Society | Content: Story | Condition: Very Good | Type: Leaflet

Out Of The Blue

Some people find meaning in their life through collecting things. Some people find meaning in their lives through Jesus. From 2016 onwards, I found meaning in life by collecting Jesus pamphlets.
Many of these were added to my collection as I changed trains under Barclays Center. Among the chaos of commuters, a preacher wearing a suit and screaming about The Lord would sometimes be there waiting for me with a smile and a pamphlet. The anticipation would quickly build from the second we locked eyes, and as I cut through the traffic to meet him I was either rewarded with a rush of dopamine from having received a new pamphlet, or my anticipation fizzled out into disappointment as I realized I had this one already.
But pamphlets sometimes come from other places: A thoughtful friend, an elderly Caribbean woman screaming gibberish on a subway car, or rummaging through boxes in the basement containing things past-me found amusing. Jesus pamphlets often come into your life in unexpected ways.

Photograph by Steve Pikelny (2023) | Published by Good News Tracts | Content: Informational | Condition: Mint | Type: Leaflet

Your Ticket to Heaven

Subway Jesus Pamphlets

A visualizer for Free33. Call `setBalls(uint256 tokenId, uint256 a, uint256 b, uint256 c)` to display the position of balls A, B, and C. Call `isLight(uint256 tokenId, bool val)` to display in Light Mode.

Three Balls Grid #3

Three Balls Grid #6

Three Balls Grid

This document certifies the issuance of one (1) Negative Scam, reflecting the non-delivery of a contracted bespoke Scam as per agreement with Steven Pikelny. The par value of this certificate is set at -1 Scam Units (SU), backed by the absence and non-fulfillment of the agreed-upon Scam, despite the remittance of exactly 0.25 Ether (ETH) to Steven Pikelny's "hot wallet" located at Ethereum Name Service (ENS) address "steveip.eth" (connected to corresponding address 0x8D55ccAb57f3Cba220AB3e3F3b7C9F59529e5a65).

This certificate is officially endorsed by Steven Pikelny.

Negative Scam Certificate

0x8a31210E96d633e155Bf68DC40476350a904eF66rwfcp9c

KYC 0x02a5c980029cb470ac89df2e2de1cf453aee6558

KYC 0x9eabf77e270d1f3ac8b081520996e7b76305be25

ETF seeks to simulate the experience of owning shares of an exchange-traded fund that seeks to reflect, before fees and expenses, the performance of the price of Ethereum. Authorized Participants have the right (but not the obligation) to create and redeem shares of ETF.

Authorized Participant 6

Authorized Participant 4

ETF Authorized Participants

FinSexy V.I.P. Memberships grant the holder 25 SexyCredits, which they may send to sexy findoms on https://finsexy.com or transfer to other V.I.P. Members.

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