Faceman

Wicked Cranium #303

Beat by Anno Domini. High quality .WAV format.  
*Song includes audio capture from the "Tales From The Crypt" TV Series. Cover art for the "Tales From The Sick" mixtape includes imagery from Tales From The Crypt.

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Face of Time ft. Elijah Black (aka Eli Black)

This is a Web3 pedophile diss track targeting Andrew Wang and Justin Roiland. Andrew, an powerful web3 influencer, impersonated a 13 year old "that masturbates a lot" and who "likes the smell" of his own "goo". He partnered with Justin, the creator of pedophilic video shorts where he depicted himself humping a doll which represented a baby. In another series of shorts, he drew pedophilic cartoons and depicted the mutilation of children. It's my belief that pedophilia has no place in society and that adults who practice pedophilia deserve severe punishment by law. It is also my belief that the works of Andrew and Justin serve to promote and celebrate pedophilia.  
*LEGAL DISCLAIMER*  
This song does not advocate for the unlawful murder of pedophiles and does not express any intention of mine to personally murder anyone. It is purely artistic expression in the tradition of hip-hop music. 
The cover art was created under fair use and MC Faceman does not make any profits from the purchase or resale of this NFT (0% Creator royalties). The cover includes altered art from the Cool Cats collection of which this NFT is not a part of. 
Beat by Dubious. High quality .WAV audio format. 
Cover art by MC Faceman.

Fuck Pedos (with Torpedoes) #11/50

Animation by Gossip Goblin.  
Based on the innovative 2021 art collection "Monster Blocks" by Gossip Goblin.  
Song written, recorded, and mixed by MC Faceman. 
Beat by Clever Neph.  
Check out Monster Blocks at https://opensea.io/collection/monster-blocks

Lyrics:  
Monster Blocks

yuuuhhhhh

[Verse1]

_It all starts at the base bricks  
I got a Bison, a Martian, and Bodacious Twins

This no Noah's ark can't float with this  
We rise above in towers made with monster giblets

Like Orange Stern Fists and Skeletal Wings,  
Better to bring my Purple Tentacle things

_And that's my base flourish, it's gonna take courage  
You're gonna need Cool Hands to tackle Green Serpents

_You seem nervous, you don't get the purpose  
Find meaning in a useless machine purchase

The verses I'm dispersin' scatter Unsightly Vermin  
Shh they might've heard us, the eavesdroppers are lurkin'


[Chorus Full]

Ghosts and Goblins, spawn from rocks  
Coyotes and Shamans, claw and chop

You'd hope a lawman would draw and pop  
But hope and cops won't stop the Monster Blocks!

...Watch as they stack and lock,  
Frogs on Logs on a Cat in a Box

Can't ask us to stop we stack to the top  
Sorry pops, we're up to our Eyeballs in Monster Blocks!

...Watch Marbled Moths at the top  
Buggin' out is routine think outside the cyclone box

...Cytotoxins can drop you into shock  
_Meet me in the shop, ["why?"] we're buying Monster Blocks!


[Bridge 1]

..Straight from blocks to towers  
Vigilant we killin' it buildin' a lil city  
Collectin' a percentage of your contemplative Grizzlies

..You can't stop their powers  
Gossip fren we got it fren we lifted with the tikis  
Amphibians and pigs again just give em all the kiwis



[Verse 2]

Back to the middle brick, she a little thicc  
_A Squished Elephant of delish melanin

I keep my bricks elegant, I can't have a pelican  
_So I'll stick to my Petrified Owl  

Look at my tower, look what my Hounds do  
I got the power to flourish like Ominous Clouds do

_And that's at the top, I'm stackin' blocks  
With bear claws socks you can have ya Crocs


[Chorus -short]

Ghosts and Goblins, spawn from rocks  
Coyotes and Shamans, claw and chop

You'd hope a lawman would draw and pop  
But hope and cops won't stop the Monster Blocks!

...Watch as they stack and lock,  
Frogs on Logs on a Cat in a Box

Can't ask us to stop we stack to the top  
Sorry pops, we're up to our Eyeballs in Monster Blocks!



[Bridge 2]  
[*Riding the bass*]:  
Yuhh.. ya wanna stack a block and stand on the top now say yuhh  
Ya wanna rap a lot ya wanna hip to hop then say yuhh



[Chorus -short + Bridge 1 Singing]

[..Straight from blocks to towers]  
Ghosts and Goblins, spawn from rocks  
Coyotes and Shamans, claw and chop

You'd hope a lawman would draw and pop  
But hope and cops won't stop the Monster Blocks!

[..You can't stop their powers]  
...Watch as they stack and lock,  
Frogs on Logs on a Cat in a Box

Can't ask us to stop we stack to the top  
Sorry pops, we're up to our Eyeballs in Monster Blocks!


[Verse 3]

_Up to my Eyeballs, set up the tripod  
_My top brick, an Irritated Aardvark

Get the car started, I'm spittin' out a Real Spark  
A starved artist tryna get his meal started

I could eat a Chunky Shark, pinky promise..  
I'm droppin' like Comets, no one could top this

My synopsis is, there's no other option  
I'm coppin' Monster Blocks by Gossip Goblin!






Monster Blocks Theme Song

I was a wildman.  
At 23 yrs. old, I was spontaneous and reckless. A few years before this photo was taken, I got into a nasty bar fight after my first girlfriend broke up with me after 2 years. Most of the damage was done to myself by myself. 
I was out partying with my hip-hop crew at the time, Da Hillz Entertainment, to get my mind off the breakup. We started off a Traditions, a dive bar near St. John's University in Queens. 
We had a great night of drinking and smoking, and on are way back we decided to stop by a local Irish bar near Richmond Hill for more despite being completely hammered already.  
We ordered beer and went to the back of the bar where they had a pool table. There were some fellas in there kickin' it, and the vibe seemed right at the beginning. 
One of 'em said they were selling bud so I went into the bathroom with him to check it out (listen, weed was still very illegal back then and we weren't taking chances). So he pulls out this microscopic dime bag of dro and I'm instantly like, "Nah man, I'm good". 
As soon as we leave the bathroom, his boys were starting to argue with my peoples. Being the drunk idiot that I am, I walk right up to there dude to try to reason with him but they were all coked the fuck up.  
Before I know it, they started swingin' and I'm pretty sure I got hit with a pool stick because I had to get a couple staples in my head later at the hospital. But the fun didn't end there.  
After some fists were exchanged, my boys dragged me out of there as I was raving mad, promising to kill each of those fools.  
Outside the bar, I stupidly took my anger out on the front window with what had to be like a Samoan chop that shattered the window and left a deep cut in my left hand.  
I was bleeding profusely, but I didn't think the damage was too severe so we went back to my boy's crib.  
I took my bloody white hoodie off, along with my other crimsoned clothing, then hopped in the shower.  
After rinsing the blood off, I could tell this wasn't something that was gonna heal on its own so I had my boy drive me to the hospital.  
I waited in the trauma ward for 11 hours before finally getting stitched up. 
I had to wear a cast for months, plus shades to cover my black eye. I remember also suffering from really bad allergies and just looking like an absolute mess in class. 
I've had several similar incidences throughout my 20s, particularly involving excessive drinking. I was an impulsive character and a danger to myself. 
These aren't the fondest memories for me, but they were important lessons that helped me grow and mature.  
This photo symbolizes the wildness and spontaneity that characterized my persona.

Wild

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Spinner

Beat by Anno Domini. High quality .WAV format.  
*Song includes audio capture from the "Dexter" TV Series. Cover art for the "Tales From The Sick" mixtape includes imagery from Tales From The Crypt.

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Sociopath ft. Premonition (aka PremRock)

Possibly my favorite collab ever with two legends of the NYC underground hip-hop scene Warren Britt & SuperKing Armor!  
Beat by Anno Domini. 
High quality .WAV format.  
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*Song includes audio capture from Tales From The Crypt. Cover art from the "Tales From The Sick" mixtape includes imagery from Tales From The Crypt.  
**MC Faceman does not receive any profit from the minting or sale of this NFT. It has been airdropped to collectors for free, and MC Faceman does not receive any royalties from future transactions of this NFT.

Cannibals ft. Warren Britt & SuperKing Armor

Tokenized hip-hop songs from the '06-'11 era by MC Faceman.
These are ERC-1155 editions minted on a manifold smart contract.
Each edition serves as a VIP Pass for future airdrops and other utility. 
The more editions you collect, the more access to exclusive content you get. 


Faceman Classics

Beat by VTZ. 2009. High quality .WAV audio file.

Looks Like Rain Today ft. Hibernation

Mostly free mints of songs from my first major mixtape, Penetration, along with some photos and new songs. 
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Facemans PENETRATE

Monster Blocks Theme Song by MC Faceman

Photos shot by Elena R. in New York City, 2009. These photos mark the golden years of my hip-hop career, when I had the most fun and made some of my best music. Above all else, I chose to mint these to preserve my history.

Links to The Past

8th st. Dance Crew B-girl and Papito's niece. 

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