It's a Friday evening, raining, our anon consumer needed to run out and grab some supplies, supplies for the game of Bridge that night with the ladies, and some bits for dinner over the weekend. Most importantly the pan au chocolat.

But it's raining.

Halfway into the shop our shopper reaches into their pocket for the list to double check they won't forget anything... only... it's not there.

Our list has been dropped as they stepped out of their car. Soaked and dirty, it's useless now. Destined to be immortalised on the blockchain.

If the ladies don't get their coleslaw and dips so be it.

Bake Your Own

No amusing story with this one. This list reminds me of my dad during his descent into dementia.

I hope this anonymous consumer is ok.

Thank you for the list.

PEAS

It's a Thursday shop for us this week, we don't need much but I do have a hankering for some kacha bananas and some cheese and onion rings. You know how I get when I'm pregnant! 

JUST GET THEM!

I've written the list on a post-it note so don't go losing it eh?

I SAID DON'T GO LOSING IT YOU DIPSHIT!

Love you!

Kacha Banana

It's Friday and I have no idea what to buy or what to cook. Why haven't you written it on the shopping list? You know I'm lost without that list...

Although we could really do with getting some blck bags, mate. 

Do we need meat? Chick? Puds? Cake? Pots? Veg? Fruit?

I tell you what, fuck it, just get it all!

Blk Bags Mate

How could you forget the kids party today!?

Quick, here's a list of the finest refreshments to keep the scamps climbing the walls for hours on end.

I know they won't be able to sleep but this will give them a few extra bounces on the bouncy castle that's being installed in half an hour! We'll give them the added treat of not making them brush their teeth tonight either...

Now go!

Big Pop

Being as I can't find a pen to right the list in, I've found this little nub of a pencil. The struggle is real.

Right, the cost of living crisis is hitting us so we can't go to Harry Ramsdon's, but we can bring Harry Ramsdons to us! I love their battered fish. Wait, is it Ramsdon or Ramsden...? Whatever, it doesn't matter. Just get it.

Also, don't forget the ST - steak.

Most important of all though, DON'T. LOSE. THIS. LIST.

Harry Ramsdon Batt Fish

Good Morning darling, Today's shopping list is quite complicated but I know you can handle it. Try not to ring me three or four times asking what aisle the coconut yog is on, or the M̶i̶n̶c̶e̶. Shopping is easy when you put your mind to it.

If by chance you lose the shopping list, don't bother coming home! If you do your dinner will be in the dog!

DISHWASHER SALT!

A collection of 1/1 found shopping lists. Minted 1 a week indefinitely.
All unique.
All original.
All found while doing the weekly shop.
All ostensibly British.

Spelling mistakes included in traits. 

Scanned at a 1/1 scale at 1200dpi

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