The-life-of-PEPE

Listen frens, let me tell you a story about my friend Pepe. It will take some time so please make yourself comfortable...

Pepe was born in 2005 in the Boy's Club. He has been raised by his single father Matt Furie.

His great-great-great-grandfather was the famous Pepegandhi.

Growing up on the streets, Pepe got his hands on the sticky icky at a very young age. During this childhood he either attended a lot of illegal raves or smoked the good stuff in his friends backyard.

Although never proven, his mother is projected to be the beautiful Pepemonroe.

Then one day... He met the gorgeous Pepa

Of course Pepe had to become shredded to impress her

It was love at first sight...

But before Pepe could marry Pepa, Pepe was drafted into the army. There he served in the war against the Normies

After Pepe led the allies to victory, he returned home... But he couldn't find Pepa anymore. Where was she?

After searching for days she was nowhere to be found

Pepe was devastated...

Pepe turned to the Pope to pray to the gods Godamunra, Godanubis and Goddessisis.

The next day, Pepe had a daydream. Socratespepe and Grandmaster Yoga told him that Pepa was held hostage by Medicinpepe, the current emperor of Kekistan.

When Pepe found him, he swung his lightsaber and unheaded Medicinepepe.

And there she was... beautiful as ever... Pepa!

Since Medicinepepe was dead, Pepe was crowned the new emperor of Kekistan:

Fin.

A story written by ETH Smurf aka. Papa Smurf aka. Pepe Smurf

His Royal Majesty Pepe the Frog

The Life Of PEPE

Chapter I - The early days

Prologue

good vibes only

any techno enjoyooors?

Matt Furie must be a lucky guy...

Chapter II - Love at first sight

Dayum!

Arnold would be proud

If this guy slaps your girl wyd?

without makeup :O

so cute

𝅘𝅥𝅮 what is love 𝅘𝅥𝅮

what a cool guy...

a national hero

fcking normies...

Chapter III - Returning home

where she at?

he misses her :(

pls fren lemme speak to the gods

your prayers will be heard

Oh ma gawd

so old and so wise

he be tripping

ze emperor

Pepe woke up and began his journey to find and kill Medicinepepe.

it was a long journey

too ez

get gud

lol noob

SIUUU

He had missed her so much!

They danced until late at night.

them moves tho

he almost wanted to give up

Pepe and Pepa today:

❤