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Tiny Punk Opossums
Crime: Several counts of impersonating a pastry
Too Cute
Favourite crimes and Mobility Aids
Mobility AID: Purple motorised wheelchair
Crime: Pretended to be a cat for ms johnson down the street who cant see so good if you saw the treat drawer she has you would too
Mobility aids: Rainbow cane
Fight Lyme, Do Crime.
10k tiny punk opossums on the blockchain. 25% of all revenue, including creator fees, are donated to Lyme Disease Treatment funds.
Crime: All he does is crime
Everything is stylish when done in a Rupaul wig
Mobility aids: Walker
Head accessories: Unicorn horn
Crime: Hasnt committed any crime but has written several gruesome episode arcs for paw and order spu (special opossums unit)
Crime: Got back with their ex 7 times seriously enough is enough theres a reason you broke up in the first place
Issues: A bandaged arm and maybe more as it likes wearing a cactus on its head