die with the most likes

A creature whose modest dreams are listlessly huffed and spewed into the already polluted air of the city. Its lungs cling to the shit flavored vaporizer juice bought from the local petting zoo, sourced from the dying goats. It wears a class ring from a school it never attended, its fingers too plump to change. Skin tags hang from its loose flesh, attempting to escape the miserable body they're trapped in. 

It is one of five total butthole gods that exist in your hometown.

butthole from your hometown #2

POV: your outlook inbox on a Monday in February as you realize you'll die under the fluorescent lights that keep the fake plants alive in your office. you'll briefly consider leaving, but resume your daily misery to hit a deadline that doesn't exist for a project that doesn't matter. you'll receive emails from people you don't recognize and add more Xanax to your coffee. merge with your ergonomically correct desk chair.  dismiss everything you ever knew. abandon your dreams. 

Microsoft Office Eternal Suffering

Foundation

a foxxx newz fleshlight decaying from overuse. purchased from an imposter spencer's gifts in northern indiana and filled with an immense sadness. 

not machine washable, please do not attempt to wash with other dishes. 

foxxx newz fleshlight

A disagreeable creature birthed from the polluted retention pond outside of the Cricket Wireless store. It will live a forgettable life and die consumed in regret. Its personality is Untuckit shirts and All Bird shoes. It’s hole never closes. It spews filth and  inconsequence into the eternal flame of a ground beef scented Yankee Candle. Its pathetic existence will be mourned by no one in particular. 

It is one of five total butthole gods that exist in your hometown.  

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