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The Crypto Times 0014 - It's a Bull Trap!

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No. 0014 January 18, 2023 : The fourteenth issue of The Crypto Times and the Bull Market is Back! ahaha, no it's not. It's a Bull Trap. Jim Cramer's Crypto FUD doesn't stop, even as well respected CEO's come on and explain that they believe in Blockchain Technology and will continue to invest in the space. Then cryptobros went nuts buying up bitcoin after Miss El Salvador walked onstage as a manifestation of their wildest dreams, a fuckable bitcoin token. The market pumped 20% in 5 days giving people those big 2021 vibes. to the moon...or at least El Salvador. Don't FOMO, Book your flight now. Airfare to El Salvador pumped as well. Oh wow, this space just doesn't learn. This weeks issue is full of bad actors. Justin Roiland, creator of Art Gobblers NFT crap went to court to face Domestic Violence charges and this opened up a storm of old tweets, text messages and memes about his grooming of "allegedly" underage females and abuse of female coworkers. The more one learns the bigger a piece of shit this guy looks like. A Russian citizen living in China who runs a dark crypto exchange called Bitzlato which is well known for money laundering for crooks, drug dealers, hackers and ransomware was arrested Wednesday morning in Miami. What the hell are you doing in the U.S. anyway bro? Sure, the cocaine is A grade and the ass is pretty hot, but come on. Wise up. Rounding out our stories, last week a cryptopunk was "hacked" and now this week a BAYC legend known as DeGods, who runs his own newsletter extolling the virtues of online security in the crypto space, was "hacked". OMG. Absolute idiots hiding behind a PFP. To set the record straight, DeGods was not hacked. He downloaded malware to his desktop computer. Then for some reason he typed his Ledger seedphrase into his metamask wallet, which then allowed the malware badboys to swipe all his crypto and nft's. Do as i say, not as i do. This wasn't a "hack". This wasn't a sophisticated attack. It was carelessness and stupidity on the part of the user. Your Ledger is safe, the user is not. I wonder what silliness the next week will bring in Crypto. 1600 x 1300 pixel png file. created by Nite Owl

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