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The Crypto Times 0028 - Practice Safe Crypto

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No. 0028 May 19, 2023 : The twenty eighth issue of The Crypto Times and we would like to sit you down and have that tough conversation about Safe Sex, errr we meant Safe Crypto. It's getting crazy out there. We've spent the last two years trying to teach you how to keep your crypto safe and here you are just transferring Eth to any idiot that types in ALL CAPS. How quickly we forget all the lessons. Yeah, Ben and Ben.eth ran a Psyop and you fell for it. Probably twice...because you know, pull in $7 million in presales and still dumb enough to hire a developer off fiverr. Nice work G. Couldn't figure out how to set up a proper liquidity pool. While you are a true dumbfuck, the people sending you their eth are even dumber. Why are you trusting this guy? Didn't your parents teach you DTA? Dont Trust Anybody? Forget NFA...it's all DTA. Remember that shit. And this is on the heels of Bitboy selling his Bencoins even though he promised to hold for 6 months. Only took a week for him to cash out on your dumb ass. But you'll be around for the second presale, right? Maybe this shit wouldn't be so prevalent if Gary Gensler and the SEC would just regulate Crypto already, but it seems to us that the SEC is setting Crypto up for failure. They want these bad actors and grifters so that they can justify never allowing Crypto to flourish in the States. Fuck Gensler already. At least you can still protect your coins and tokens with your Ledger devices. Oh, wait, what did they just tweet out ? "Technically speaking, It is and always has been possible to write firmware that facilitates key extraction. You have always trusted Ledger not to deploy such firmware whether you knew it or not." oof, touche'. Is nothing safe? Well, shit we're going down to Miami for Bitcoin 2023, but where are all the people? Scared off by the bear? Don't worry, in Frog we trust! Pepe will save bitcoin! Pepe seems to be the theme this year. All Frog, No Bull . . . 1600 x 1300 pixel png file. created by Nite Owl

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