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The Crypto Times 0032 - Bitcoin Hits $50k

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No. 0032 February 13, 2024 : The Thirty Second issue of The Crypto Times and we're Back!!! We promised to drop a new edition when Bitcoin topped $50K, so here we are. Why is $50K special? Well, because like most of you we are guilty of owning some bitcoin at $48K. so this tiny gain feels great! Diamond Hands always wins, right? LOL. Anyway, Bitcoin is pumping and it is clearly an effect of all that Boomer money rushing in to buy BTC Spot Etf's before the halving. Like a boomer even knows what the halving is anyway? But i'm sure Jack Dorsey repping that Satoshi hoodie at the Hockey Bowl didn't hurt the brand awareness. Dark Brandon Laser Eye memes don't hurt either. Now can we get some Tom Brady Laser Eyes to say that we are truly back??? LFG !!! to the moon, or $100k...whoop whoop. Anyone else think it's quite ironic that Bitboy lost his shit right before the market pumped. Yes, the influencoor you followed religiously for the last few years, lost all his bitcoin, his wifey and his lambo. Dude is down bad. Couldn't have happened to a better grifter. This isn't karma. The dude was just a degen that didn't understand what he was doing with that leverage. Speaking of grifters, ETH is also having a nice little pump on the heels of Bitcoin so you can expect your favorite founders from the glory days of 10k PFP projects to come back on the scene looking for some new exit liquidity from their communities. Why not? Free socks and Fanny Packs. I'm down. Anyway, $50K, let's get those WAGMI vibes going again. I miss those days...Thanks Jack. Keep rocking that hoodie in public. . . . 1600 x 1300 pixel png file. created by Nite Owl

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