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The Crypto Times 0034 - All Time High

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No. 0034 March 9, 2024 : The Thirty Fourth issue of The Crypto Times .... and all this ganja smoking has paid off as we're at an all time HIGH! Yesterday Bitcoin reached $70,000, but we don't care about that. It's that $69,420 milestone, the degen number. It's been joked about time and time again, but it happened! Alright, enough grade school shenanigans, now, we can MOON! Ethereum is chugging along nicely on the heels of Bitcoin rising, but there is no Ethereum halving approaching, so what gives? Guess the optimism behind those spot ETF's being approved sometime in the future. If that's not enough gambling for ya, memecoin mania is back. With $55 billion locked up in memecoins and shitcoins the casino is open once again! Doge, Shiba, Pepe, Bonk are all turning 3 digit returns Unfortunately for artists on the Solana chain the NFT hype already faded, simply a flash in the pan as Solana traders realize they can just trade shitcoins as opposed to art. It's much easier to hype a coin as opposed to an artist. Hope you weren't one of those artists who switched over to Solana looking for that easy cash . . . 1600 x 1300 pixel png file. Created by Nite Owl

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