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The Crypto Times 0036 - No Fooling Around

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No. 0036 April 1, 2024 : The Thirty Sixth issue of The Crypto Times .... and we ain't Fooling around with this news drop. After a long, drawn-out court process, Sam Bankman-Fried is going to Jail for 25 years. That's a sweet all Expenses Paid vacation to a Federal Prison. Word to that. Fuck that guy and his Bullshit. Effective Altruism, remember that Gen Z bullshit? Well, the judge definitely did when he ordered SBF to fork over $11.02 Billion to begin repaying the losses of the FTX customers. Like they say, a Fool and his Money are soon Parted. You won't need that money in jail. Speaking of Fools parting with their money, are you still buying these shitcoins that are being dropped on the regular? You know, like DogWifHat? Don't say no, we know you did, There's a reason why it is the third largest memecoin on the market right now. Oh well, it's your money, go throw it in the trash for all we care. Wait, don't do that, give your money to us. We have our own token we are dropping, $FOOL. It's going parabolic, have you seen the charts??? Shitcoins are cool, but we prefer to hang out with the real criminals on Wall Street. You get better returns over there. Another Foolish take, Farcaster. The sheep in this space are always looking for the new thing since the old thing isn't working for them. Good luck with that. How is your MAstodon account doing? You still Threading? What about Bluesky, you know that invite only social media site that nobody uses...Fools. all of you. Fools. Patterns repeat themselves. None of this shit is going to dethrone Twitter for reaching your audience. May as well go back to Facebook. Like my highschool teacher said about the students he failed that semester, Those who don't learn their history, are doomed to repeat it . . . 1600 x 1300 pixel png file. Created by Nite Owl

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