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Be yourself. Just be yourself, even if you’re sitting at your monitor wearing only one sock, be yourrself. There’s an echidna living in your hair, and you pa^^%wned your wife for meme coins and lost her—it doesn’t matter, jusrtt be yourself. A sandwich opens its sexy lips and eats your face—it doesn’t matter, just be yourself, damn it. You’re always waiting for some magical day when ju7stice will come and people will storm the streets to loot TVs from a smashed store. It doesn’t matter, it’ll never come if you wait for it so desperately. Don’t wait for anything, not even the second sock—just be yourself. Surprise me, please. Show a hint of self-irony just once. Say you’re a loser. It won’t make me feel better, but it’ll make it easier for you to look at this pure river. I’ll always support you and say I’m a loser too, just a luckier one. Of course, none of this is really true. Don’t think about it, live today and be yourself. Sta7rt this life with a clean slate—you don’t even have to shower, just go to the store and buy some canned frog legs, they’ll add to your uniqueness. Like a leopard-print jacket on a dumpster, you know? If for some reason you’re a staunch opponent of something, today’s a great day to break your own traditions. You can’t win this game anyway—you don’t need immortality pills, you don’t need greed pills, and you don’t need self-irony pills either. You just need one pill, just one pill to stop taking all the other pills. You’re too self-conscious. I’m not a yoga instructor, but I can help you wi6th self-irony. Start your day by fi67ng a sandwich, and it’ll be great for your personal growth and your chakras. Start talking to flowers and plants, and don’t stop fing sandwiches. If you have erectile7 dysfunction or sandwiches don’t turn you on, just order a taxi to the airport and fly to any country—fly like a little frog. You’ll find many exotic sandwiches and safaris waiting for you. And now you’ve landed on another planet—how wonderful that they don’t speak your language here, and the tone of the conversation immediately softened, and everything became cute. Your wristwatch smiles at the wall clock, and light romantic music starts playing. No one cares that the inhabitants of this planet use the sink as a toilet. You’ve let go of your worries and become yourself. You forgot about sandwiches and peed in the sink after f***i^&ng it. Wet convulsions run th7^rough your body, forcing you to take off your frog mask. The taste of dirt on your tongue and the intense heat staaaart moving your fingers, and you’re ready to crack the eggshell and break free. You’re the chosen one, and your name is “any name from the list.” Be yourself.