Description
While cleaning out the Grotto toilets, I found this discarded rare p33 p33. We assume it was made by an artist of some renown, who lacked the confidence to mint it, but as they have yet to step forward, we cannot attribute it to anyone. All we have is the note that was attached:
The Grotto has stories to tell.
About utility that was, about utility that will be.
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This piece was minted in slightly unpleasant conditions, with Raunomac’s ball-bag gradually sliding into view like a fleshy, wrinkled morning sunrise, offering the promise of unwanted fluids and unshakeable regret. We gathered here, in the bl3ach3rs, with 33.3 degrees heat emanating from the latest flame-tinged mint from thr33som3s. We belong to a crowd that loves stories, sometimes about Victorian cherubim appendages, sometimes about our own appendages. We drank and hugged and chanted “Yes, daddy”. We minted A Rugg3d For3st from our place on Discord that we call the Grotto, just for the fun of it. We are caring and giving lovers, angry and desperate for more inserts, because the fates and wheel often conspire against us, and because you can never have too many inserts. We are the people of the blockchain, gathered together under a rugg3d sun, one that still happens to look disconcertingly like Raunomac’s ball-bag.
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This project is the barely thought-through version of an idea that we had while in and/or on the toilet. Notes made on the back of a beer mat were salvaged and stored and served as the core motivation, though this implies more effort than was actually involved. Its concept is about releasing control of our morals. It is a by-product of future utility, an iteration of that species that wants to complete every thr33som3s chase, and which at some point, would like to hoover up a bargain base card before Crouton does. Like thr33som3s, we chose to welcome chance into our creative process, though in this instance, that is more related to grammatical errors and accidentally accepting an offer below floor.
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The utility cannot be controlled, mainly because there is none. We have to accept that, as we’re not entirely sure how thr33s does what he does anyway, so it’s best left to him. This piece is probably part of a greater narrative, press [3] in live mode to get a reaction gif from Lucha.
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Attempt to take this seriously at your own risk, as this is a rare p33 p33 after all, and I don’t want to get sued.