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Moment4Grass

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Moment allocation is at an all time low. People have fewer moments now than ever in human history. Due to this ever diminishing phenomenon in the nature of time, people have begun to hold their moments in reserve. With the global reserve of moments in shambles, mankind has stopped spending moments on frivalous things and focused in on the subjects that truly matter such as magic internet money, canned beef stroganoff, and videos of cats. People world wide have begun spending their moments exclusively on necessities like : Careers Health Insurance Mortgages Drugs Utility Bills Dentist Appointments Deadlines Car Insurance Drugs Rectal Exams Chiropractor Visits Airplane Rides Service Reports Drugs Jury Duty Property Values Property Taxes Traffic Jams Drugs Slowly Dying and MORE! But very few are spending their moments on inconsequential things like: Touching Grass The moment recession has been especially hard on the grass population. Many grass communities have been vocal about how long it has been since they have been touched. "Only the pros get touched any more." said Ken Tuckyblue, going on 4 months straight with no contact. "Grass like me stands little chance against Gas or Ass in todays moment economy." Little can be done for individual members of the grass community like Ken, but you can make an impact in your local community by remembering to spend some of your moments touching grass near you. To support the effort of grass everywhere, I have provided this moment for you. Please enjoy it at your leisure. 6 hours April 2024 Created for Objkt4objkt 2024 Samsung Galaxy S20u, iMovie, Photomosh

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