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43. Please Buy a Newspaper from the Paperlad

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43. Please Buy a Newspaper from the Paperlad "Drawing Exercises" 960 x 768 px., gif 2022 Please buy a newspaper from the Paperlad. You know, the Paperlad went to the local high school... was the varsity throwbacker **and** lead dancer. Now the lad is out here selling newspapers outside in the sun. It's not an easy time for newspapers these days, it's a dying industry, you know, everyone is underpaid, there is rampant discrimination, they closed down the 250-year-old town printing press to have the newspaper printed in New Hampshire, by inkjet printers (mind you). They fired all the copyeditors and replaced them with an AI service managed by the Israeli Army. It's not easy for a newspaper owner these days, everyone wants to unionize and demand things. There's hardly even any news these days, I don't know what a journalist expects to even get paid for. What happened yesterday? No one even knows or remembers (or cares!). You know what happened Yesterday? The Sun shat a hot fury upon us! It was as hot as the barrel of a cop gun outside, you could feel the heat singe your eyebrows, and it was so humid the air felt like porridge slushing down your lungs. It was disgusting, but that was all that happened... the sun. And you know who was out here in this murderous sun? THE PAPERLAD! Selling you the news of the sun, under the sun. So yes, my son. Buy a fresh newspaper from the paperlad, give him the two dollars so we can read about how hot the sun was yesterday. thank you paperlad, say thank you to your editors and owners. what a good paperlad... a mensch even! ** > Created in Deluxe Paint IV on an emulated Amiga A1200 computer. // Artwork by Sabato Visconti // www.sabatobox.com // @sabatobox //

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