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Th3 Final Burn

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Description

We had a report of an incident late Friday night in what was thought to be an abandoned art studio in DUMBO, Brooklyn. Local authorities were dispatched to the scene in what ended up being a gruesome display of NFT grift run amok. And what some locals are now calling, The Final Burn. What started as a bridge to ETH became much more sinister as members of a small sect were told there were never enough inserts, a message it seems the victims took quite literally. Paramedics made all best efforts. They checked the spreadsheets, counted on fingers and toes, and soon realized even emergency devs couldn’t save them. Kool Aid suppositories, subpar cocaine trails, and other insertables were found en masse. Amongst the victims, known simply as the 33s, were a handful of miscreants. A rat, a salad cube, a perverted art professor... One member, a wrestling monkey will be especially missed. “He always was so jovial,” one former cultist remarked. “We had hoped he wouldn’t have been drawn back in...” But those hopes were dashed after a luchador mask was retrieved from the scene. When asked why there were so few bodies, neighbors confirmed that the larger group, The Grotto, had been liberated some months back. Noone is sure why, but rumors indicate that they were “kept in the divorce,” whatever that means. “I’m not sure we’ve ever seen a scam like this," remarked fellow Web3 artist, Zancan,“but the blockchain doesn’t lie. One wonders if there even is any utility left, for these poor souls.” And back to you Rodger.

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