Tezos

Mescaline Femininity

Creator

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Description

I've Been Through the Desert on a Horse with No Name. The Horse was a Gift. He's Gonna have a Name. I just Wanted to Make Sure I Chose the Right One. I'm Leaning Towards T-T-T-T-T-Trigger after the Song. As I was Pondering the Name and Looking the Gift Horse in the Mouth (something you should never do) there Came Out of Nowhere a Shoal of Ferocious Piranha with Tiny Little Legs and they All Started Approaching me at a Very Quick Pace. I Wasn't Going to Wait Around to Find Out What they Wanted. They Chased me into the Desert but Ran out of Steam Pretty Quick Once we Hit that Hot Sand. I Think we Lost them I told T-T-T-T-T-Trigger (I guess I'm going with that as his name). For the Record, He is one Fast Horse. Then I Came Upon this Muerto Lady who was Emanating Mescaline Femininity. She Wanted me to Eat One of the Pedals from her Blooming Onion. I Declined. She Became Enraged and that's When I Saw her Scorpion Lower Half, Complete with Jumbo Stingy Tail Emerge from the Sandiness. I Gathered up her Sugar and Spice and the Little that was Nice and High-Tailed it Out of There Through the Nearest Wormhole. It's Worth Mentioning that the Sugar is Good for Curing Hiccups and the Spice.... Well the Spice Must Flow! I Ended Up Back in that Same Laundromat as Before.

Traits

Tag

texadelic

Tag

bumping

Tag

uglies