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Schizoid Bunny #21

Creator

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Description

Someone told me about him. It is full of charlatans, but this one had a particularity. In his charlatanism there was an almost artistic delirium. So I made an appointment and went to visit him, like someone approaching a concert or rather a poetry recital. As I stepped through the curtains I saw him. He was sitting on the floor, very still. He was watching me. I approached him with respect. I sat down in front of him and put the carrot on a small red plate that was within his reach. From the size of his stomach and tits, I knew business was going very well. -Mr. Ficking Vilizquiz, what is your problem? - He asked me while he slowly put the food in his mouth. After listening to me, he took a few minutes. The carrot crunching in his teeth became the gravitational center of my attention. Finally he spoke: -Wait until the next full moon. Get a place with a ceiling fan. Tie an egg to each paddle with string. Pour oil all over the floor. Turn on the fan and get naked. Sitting inside a duck form lifebuoy, propel yourself with the walls to slide your ass around the fan area. Repeat the action until the dozen eggs have impacted you. Disperse the egg all over your body. Throw a bag of feathers over yourself and go out cackling under the moon until you get a dog to bark at you. Then you sit on a tomato, as if you were incubating it, until you fall asleep. The next day you eat the tomato for breakfast singing Schubert's Ave Maria. End of problem.- I didn't know how to react. Psychomagic... Everyone makes a living the way they can, I thought. -Thank you, Maestro. May I ask you another question? He raised his eyebrows as he looked at the small empty red plate.

Token

Contract: KT1HVZ...aJEe
Token ID: 3

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