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wen you die, you...

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wen you die, you are greeted by your old fren, deth. above him, there is a banner: CONGRATULATIONS! 💀 unfamiliar faces fill a pale room. in the back, someone grins madly at you. you think his face might break if it stretches any further. you nearly jump out of)what was once(your skin as someone shuffles up and shakes your hand with gusto. "we always believed you could do it, you know," she says. "and you did! congratulations, fren." you are confused. it is a moment before you recognize her: Janet, was it? a Regulars co-worker that you had forgotten. "what. die?" you ask. "no, silly," she chuckles. "you were such a success! look, we've got a window into the world, here." you follow the tilt of her head to an old television set -- bunny ears and all. static rages on the screen. ah, you think. so that's where the white rabbit got to. or was the white rabbit you? it's all muddy, now. "go on," she says, gripping a little red cup tightly in one hand. "look closer." you sigh and walk over to the television. after a moment, you begin to make out an image in the static. it moves. then, it speaks: CONGRATULATIONS! \won hgog yam uoy/ }eht¡end{ you were such a success )esruoc fo ,deid uoy retfa( reippah eb t'ndluoc ew yllaer dna and you made quite a lot of money )ded erew uoy ecno ,elpoep rehto rof( | >•< | (for other people, once you were ded) and really we couldn't be happier yenom fo tol a etiuq edam uoy dna (after you died, of course) sseccus a hcus erew uoy }the!dne{ /you may gogh now\ !SNOITALUTARGNOC "thank deth," someone murmurs through the static. "I thought he'd never gogh." deth shrugs)a little sheepishly, you think(and offers you a red cup. you don't know what's inside. but that doesn't matter, now- -does it?