Description
No sex at noon!
It’s lunch o’clock, I’m grabbing my fork,
But Dave from HR's got his eyes on the clock,
He’s whispering low, he's thinking he’s sly,
But we're here for sandwiches, not for "good times."
No sex at noon, no time for thrills,
This is the office, not Beverly Hills!
No sex at noon, keep your hands to yourself,
Take your "love break" and put it on the shelf!
Stuck in the breakroom, they’re sneakin’ a look,
Wanda's reading emails like she’s reading a book,
They think no one knows what they’re up to,
But lunchtime love ain't got nothin' to prove.
No sex at noon, no time for thrills,
This is the office, not Beverly Hills!
No sex at noon, keep your hands to yourself,
Take your "love break" and put it on the shelf!
Stuck in the breakroom, they’re sneakin’ a look,
Wanda's reading emails like she’s reading a book,
They think no one knows what they’re up to,
But lunchtime love ain't got nothin' to prove.
No sex at noon, no time for thrills,
This is the office, not Beverly Hills!
No sex at noon, keep it PG-rated,
The copier room ain’t for gettin' X-rated!
Cubicles are quiet, but we all know the score,
Save it for happy hour, or your apartment floor!
The boss is watching, keep it together,
Or find yourself outside in any weather.
Lunchtime’s for eating, not for love affairs,
Leave that behaviour for after-hours stares.
We’re just here for coffee and microwave smells,
So keep it pro-fess-ional — no wedding bells!
No sex at noon, no time for thrills,
This is the office, not Beverly Hills!
No sex at noon, keep your hands to yourself,
And maybe we'll all keep our jobs as well!
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Video MP4
0:02:09
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1100px X 1516px
23,3 MB
Lyrics by me & ChatGPT
Music and vocals created in SUNO
Video created in Movavi video suite