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TERRAFORMA / HAND-OVER

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START ------- COMMAND 06 // Attempt 21 // Hand-Over Incantation Peace be upon you, planet Siga Y06-2X7. We hope you have enjoyed the past 24 hours. COMMAND:Siga Y06-2X7 // ... Yandé: Where the hell is she? Are we still online? Roog: Yup. Yandé: Do we have analogue input? I just want to make sure she is humming. Roog: It's going to take at least 20 minutes to boot but worth a shot. Yandé: Yeah, let's boot it up. I will automate a few more forceful commands in the meantime. Then I'll help you. Roog: Easy on the commands, chief - don't fuck with our NPS score. Yandé: Nobody actually checks those... right? Yandé: (muffles herself) Guess its going to be another neon and sparkles winter for me. Roog: What did you say about my girlfriend? Yandé: Fatou, if you're listening, you have great taste. Fatou: I am always listening, dear. (They all laugh.) Yandé: (whispering to Roog) Do y'all always have to be tethered? Roog: (audibly to Fatu) I am going to log off for a bit love, gotta focus on booting up this ancestral piece of sh... Fatou: Don't you dare speak heresy Roog-Manjack-Fa-Bintu-Bintu-Ñilane. Roog: I was going to say sh-machinery. Ok bye bye. Yandé: Yuk! Break up already. Roog: (starts reciting porno-flowetry) Her thighs keep me warm at night. Her brain makes my ... Yandé: (Feigning disgust) Please make it stop. (Pauses to finish typing command while Roog continues reciting his poeam) Yandé: Ok, commands broadcasted. Let's see the piece of shit. (They both look at the analogue input recorder.) Roog: (looking at Yandé) Don't do me like healing camp. Yandé: Then work fast and no talking. Roog: I hope you never become management. Yandé: I hope you do. (They both laugh).

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