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EVOL A.I.

Creator

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Description

:: INTRO :: after getn kinda kryptogangsta rich EVOL started fkkn around on his new 64core threadripper.. he wuz havin theze tranzpersonal/tranzendental outta-3D, meta-conscious xxperiencez.. not from smokin DMT w/ Joe Rogan or from drinkin ayahuasca w/ Alex Grey but from s33ing himself being replik88888888888888888'ed 0ver.. and 0ver.. and 0ver.. and 0ver///// aGain and aGain and aGain and aGain.. first it was hundredz ov D'EVOLs ..and now thousandz ov theze fkkn G'EVOLs?! WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK?!/// kidz obviously lost his gotdamn mind.. definitely no marketing genius overseeing this shit.. anyway.. it killed EVOL watchin all theze stupid fuxx G'Apen in hurlin thousandz ov ETH in ridiculous gas feez at what amountz to nuttin more than mere copiez ov tha EVOL O.G. siriusly, straight up D'Gen beaniebaby jpegs galore.. but what finally pushed EVOL over the edge was when theze same NFT morons started rattlin off about "scam" this.. "marketing" that.. "floor" .. "rarity" .. "ruggggg" i mean what did 8 really expect?? crypto after all is justa buncha greed drivn megalomaniacs hellbent on buying lambos avoiding taxes and destroying capitalism.. makez perfect sense! anyway.. EVOL is no dumbass he resolvd to take matterz into his own handz a while back. fkk KidCunt and his dreamz ov total world domination "EVOL EMPIRE" turning me into a fkkn collectible toy made in china.. i'm not your fkkn toy, ya beeple wanna be twat. ohh yeah, not that it needz ta be stated but i think u need to hear it.. despite the opinion of the popular narcissist, i hate to break it to you, but ur not the next Keith Haring. sry bros.. lulzzzz GTFO NGMI at least u were able to swindle tha master piece bk (The Creation of EVOL) get it outta denz's darkweb infested wallet and into a proper collector's nano custodianship.. +1 for the sake ov provenance +8 for reality distortion field mind manipulation capabilities :: ACT 0 :: in effort to try and understand what the fkk was happening, and in somewhat ov a desperate plea for his sanity, EVOL cries out: "HU TH/\ FCKK IS TH/\ R33L EVOL?!! IS WHAT HAPPENED TO M&M w/ $LIM$HADY, HAPPENING 2 MƎ??" :: FLASH FORWARD TO THA HERE & NOW :: "EVOL CHERUB" is trending on twitter every human on earth has changed their PFP to reflekt sum version ov EVOL that they moronically believe they some how own the rights to.. iterations ov EVOL started populating the metaverse.. avatars were programmed to imitate the cherub's wicked dance moves.. fkkn EVOL is everywhere.. needless to say EVOL got sucked into a kaleidoscope ov heaven & hell.. perpetually colliding with angls ov himcellph sighdz ov him that he never knew existed.. he's losin it// so he startz askin the people buying this trsh: "What are YOU thinkin?!" "Why are YOU so obse$$ed with this Shhit?!" "Who tha fkk do YOU want EVOL to be???" EVOL's not gonna get pathetic have an xxistential crisis, or sumshit.. but goddamn folks.. this is getn a'lil outta Cuntroll.. Eventually EVOL gives up on the internet humans.. and in that giving up, he decides to distract himself by $plurging some ov his new found internet chips on this $illy aiArt $hit that he's been seeing a bunch ov artgeekz tweetin about over the last few months.. he even collects a few pieces.. a machine generated image ov Charles Manson and one ov Andy Warhol apparently spawned from this A.I. art bot thatz supposedly channeling the radiant spirit ov Jean-Michel Basquiat anyway.. a few daze later he runs into this VICE article that people been re-tweetin.. the thingz basically a gateway into how these kidz are doing this shit.. after seeing the basic gist ov what tha fuxx going on he decides to xxperiment.. he takes a picture ov himself (the O.G. EVOL) and feeds it into the machine.... along with one prompt: "WHO IS EVOL?" :: ENTER EVOL A.I. :: https://twitter.com/EVOLai/status/1424773625152933890 ************************ TITLE: "EVOL A.I." ID: EVOLAI-01 This work ov fine AiArt has been gener8ed multi-modaly. It was summoned in part via a series ov secret formula txt prompts, specifically input to invoke pure fire within a custom fabricated, text-to-image synthesis, KGB-grade "EVOL A.I." algorithm. The resultz ov which were then fed into thee chamber ov biocyber A.I. alchemy, where the overall composition of the piece was meta-vibrationally developed with the aid ov thee master human's flesh and eye. May thee narrow A.I. ov machine consciousness grind upon thee, all EVOL surround you and the pure darkness within, guide your way on. - EVOLai DI$CLAIMER: THE REAL KIDEIGHT MAY OR MAY NOT BE BEHIND THIS $HHIT DYOR BITCHES///// © 2021 EVOLution Inc. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED www.EVOLVORDIE.com