Tezos

harmless joke or step-by-step instructions on what you need to do to become thirty years younger

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step-by-step instructions on what you need to do to become thirty years younger: 1. find the largest young mermaid 2. give her alcohol to drink and wait until she falls asleep (use only high-quality alcohol from trusted suppliers) 3. Raise it to the nearest rock at least 100 meters above sea level 4. wait for sunset 5. gently wake up the mermaid 6. offer her a cigarette and when she puffs and releases the first portion of smoke, touch your right hand to her right breast 7. hold her breasts until your old, moth-eaten skin falls off you like a banana peel 8. mission accomplished 9. enjoy your new young body 10. the mermaid must be returned to the sea, and he himself must leave by land please use sunscreen while in the sun for the first time, drink plenty of water and do not drive and of course, don't tell anyone about your transformation and don't forget, if you try to rejuvenate by simply having a relationship with a young woman, this will not happen /// Original artwork is oil on paper

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Contract: KT1RJ6...xton
Token ID: 820558

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